i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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