Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Come see our sink grown plant.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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