just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
it's like heaven, but drunker
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
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Oh Jesus.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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