im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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