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okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
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Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
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Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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