Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
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I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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