Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Randomize
