new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
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Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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