let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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