I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
