billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
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It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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