i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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