What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
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In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
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Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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