He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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