Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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