No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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