Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Duck Duck Cougar?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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