"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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