It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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