ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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