Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
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just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
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I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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