i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I have fence marks all over my body
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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