grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Randomize
