And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
