windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
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Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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