you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
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I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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