Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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