Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
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her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
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He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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