with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
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I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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