margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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