Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
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they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
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She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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