No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
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I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
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If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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