Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
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Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
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I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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