dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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