the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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