By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Come share oat with me in your robe
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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