He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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