those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
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