he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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