she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
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Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
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Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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