I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
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The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
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Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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