I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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