our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
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Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
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Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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