One girl and one boy is just not enough.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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