I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
