We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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