um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
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For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
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I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
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