I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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