Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
