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I wanna come home

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And do what?

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Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.

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(270): I wanna come home (1-270): And do what? (270): Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat. http://tfl.nu/i6u9

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.

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he's a keeper

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(570): so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours. (609): he's a keeper http://tfl.nu/09kq

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so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it

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(201): so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it http://tfl.nu/kytb

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(914): View more from New York

at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.

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(914): at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors. http://tfl.nu/h61j

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If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is

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(310): If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is http://tfl.nu/w3co

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(810): View more from Michigan

was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?

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(810): was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams? http://tfl.nu/die2

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(510): View more from California

He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?

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(510): He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing? http://tfl.nu/wg1w

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If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think

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(847): If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think http://tfl.nu/90ww

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(314): View more from Missouri

This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.

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(314): This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem. http://tfl.nu/8m5o

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(443): View more from Maryland

You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!

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(443): You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously! http://tfl.nu/q8vz

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother

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(865): I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother http://tfl.nu/1rmv

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits

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(506): there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits http://tfl.nu/dkmo

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips

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(262): ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips http://tfl.nu/avor

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(804): View more from Virginia

Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"

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(804): Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming" http://tfl.nu/0exb

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You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.

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(703): You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle. http://tfl.nu/esvn

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