physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
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just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
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I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..