If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
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He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
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Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?