Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
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i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
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You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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