physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Randomize
