walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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