is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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