I'm gonna have a badass scar
Buhtt sex?
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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