no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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